I should publicly spaz out every time I make an e-mail submission (see here if you have no idea what I'm talking about). Because apparently that's what needs to occur before this here Veronica can get a little love.
In other words, my 309-word appreciation of SkyFlakes Crackers will appear at Timothy McSweeney's Internet Tendency in one month's time.
Admittedly, this is a small thing. And yet...I feel giddy. Oh, so giddy. I feel giddy and witty and gay. And I pity any girl who isn't me today! *dances around the dress shop with the other Shark girls*