One of R & V's preschool teachers is an older gentleman with the booming voice of God Himself. Have you ever met one of those people who is doing exactly what s/he was put on this here earth to do? He's like that. Which is why he should never momentarily drift from exercising his teaching talents to deliver rico suave lines such as this to women such as me: "You know, you remind me of Catherine Zeta-Jones."
*pauses for laughter to subside*
I smiled and said, "Oh gosh, but she's such a diva!" and continued on my merry way. What I really wanted to say, though, was, "Would that be before or after the plastic surgery?"
I'm so evil.