I just swallowed two episodes of Newlyweds, followed by a chaser of the Ashlee Simpson Show. It only amounted to 90 minutes, but it felt like two days in some sort of sensory deprivation device. One of the following activities will round out the experience, but I can't decide which. Should I:
2) take a shower?
3) put on lots and lots of sparkly make-up?
I have to go figure this out.
Update. I just now received some spam with the subject line, "Hooters Secret Recipes Revealed." I'm having some sort of a theme night here. The only logical thing to do is run to 7-11 for a bag of Cheetos.