Have you ever wondered which part of his own anatomy Brad Pitt most appreciates? Neither have I. And yet I was entertained out of my sleepy mind by this.
Have you ever wondered if Brad Pitt can dance? Neither have I. And yet I somehow feel better knowing the unequivocal answer.
Have you ever wondered if Brad Pitt sometimes takes a surfboard and uses it to surf down the stairs? Neither have I. And I'll spare you the link.
My morning is so lost.