Hooray! It's Time for the Bad Sex Awards

It's that time of year again. I read somewhere that none other than Sting (don't stand so don't stand so don't stand so close to him) presented this year's award to winner Anniruddha Bahal (for Bunker 13). You can read cringe-inducing passages from Bahal and all the nominees right here. Don't say I never gave you anything.