Appetite

I want to eat something, but I don't know what it is. Because I'm certain that my appetite cannot be sated except by this "something," I have refrained from eating all day. Now's it's 1:15, and I'm getting pretty flippin' hungry. I tried to narrow it down. Something salty (this is common for me)? No. Something sweet? No. Savory? No. I switched to texture, and confirmed that I am not longing for anything crunchy, mushy, creamy, or tender.

I'm beginning to think that I should just suck on a lemon and call it a day.