Monday, August 15, 2005

Real Men of Genius

I am not embarrassed to admit that due to an uncontrollable fit of laughter caused by the Real Men of Genius ad campaign, I almost lost complete control of my vehicle (yes, I realize this is happening quite a bit) in the Safeway parking lot a few weeks back.

I present:

A musical salute to "Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer."

and

A musical salute to "Mr. Jean Shorts Inventor."

And I am also not embarrassed to admit that I wish I'd written both. Or that I'd at least invented the word "jorts."

Never let it be said that I do not aspire to greatness.

8 comments:

The DoodleMuffin said...

Those had me laughing! Whenever I hear (or see) something witty like that, I say, "Now why hadn't I thought of that?" - we think alike.

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Anonymous said...

I'm so happy to see I could finally contribute to one of your blogs! I think "Mr. Mail Order Bride Orderer" is a new one, and by far my favorite yet. Listen closely to those commercials and check it out.

Madi

The Scarlett said...

I like the Mr. Footlong Hot Dog Inventer but there are just so very many! I bookmarked this site that seemed to have most of them.

Thanks for the laugh today!.

ver said...

OMG, there's one about the giant foam finger...

Princess Leia said...

Hey, you're supposed to be My Literary Cousin...

ver said...

Wha?!! I'm a huge pop culture freak. But if it makes you feel better:

"I am large, I contain multitudes..."

Marianne said...

Hey, Andrew really liked these! Now he thinks his mom has "hip" friends-- ha ha ha ha ha ha!

M.