I am not embarrassed to admit that due to an uncontrollable fit of laughter caused by the Real Men of Genius ad campaign, I almost lost complete control of my vehicle (yes, I realize this is happening quite a bit) in the Safeway parking lot a few weeks back.
A musical salute to "Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer."
A musical salute to "Mr. Jean Shorts Inventor."
And I am also not embarrassed to admit that I wish I'd written both. Or that I'd at least invented the word "jorts."
Never let it be said that I do not aspire to greatness.