I don't think search engine inventors realized how much amusement bloggers (well, THIS blogger, at least) would glean from referral stats. The following searches have led people to my blog in the last two days. I am like a...like a...like a beacon, shining in the world wide web of darkness, guiding the lost home:
"neurotic nesting behavior in bitches"
"why do my cupcakes shrink?"
"cow of renown"
"hot dog cutter"
"fine phillepenas ass"
That last one kills me. And there's something else that has kept me wondering for at least two years. Every once in awhile, loads and loads of people throughout Europe (or at least people whose SERVERS exist throughout Europe) will google the word "rafiki" at the same time. And they all end up here (only to be disappointed). This puzzles me greatly. In fact, it's a sudoku tucked into a word jumble and then wrapped in the Sunday NY Times crossword.
In other news:
It's November. How did this happen?