Saving the World, One Panty at a Time

There is so much rushing to and fro required of parents during the final week of Kindergarten, so much errand-running, crafting, planning, driving, cutting of fruit, collecting of money for parties and teacher's gifts, and whatnot that my entire family is completely out of clean underwear. This is something I must attend to immediately, as I believe it is one of the handful of situations—burnt garlic bread, improper use of liquid eyeliner, and the mispronunciation of the word "aesthetician" being some of the others—that signifies the coming of the Apocolypse.