Apropos of Nothing

I'm sure Gwen's (that's what I call her; I call her "Gwen") baby is already doing plenty of hollaback-ing, but for some reason, I'm really looking forward to when he hits that "I want to mess up Mom's hair!" stage and just plunges his little hands into her pompadour and musses it all around. Also fun will be the inevitable "I want to smear Mom's lipstick all over her face!" stage...