Did you know that there is a spot on your arm—your forearm to be, you know, exact—that when correctly dealt with will produce a feeling that brilliantly traverses the line between pleasure and pain? It's sort of like listening to 80s music (hiya Miz Barbara "I-Kneel-at-the-Altar-of-Kajagoogoo" Jane!) for an entire afternoon. Or like watching a Keanu Reeves movie.
Don't be shy, my people. Get to know your forearm.