In what one of my dear friends describes as a classic Parent Trap moment, Risa and Vida were caught switching nametags on their first day of preschool. Another mom ratted them out to me while good-naturedly patting me on the arm and saying, "It was really cute, though."
Dear God, what's next? Cigarettes in the bathroom? Pilfering apple juice? I'm not ready for this, I tell you.