Stephen Colbert interviewing the stoic Julien Bond, Chairman of the NAACP. The topics? Bush's 5.5-years-late NAACP address and, far more amusingly, Colbert's ongoing search to replace his friend Alan, whom he had to downgrade to "acquaintantce" after Alan's appearance at an anti-war rally:
Colbert: Would you be my new black friend?
Bond: Surely, I would.
Colbert: Okay! Wait for your application!