Saturday, June 19, 2004

And the Winner Was...

...some woman who coughed up $25 and then proceeded to question Anna Kournikova's intelligence and tennis prowess. I took her to task and said, "Are you questioning Anna Kournikova's intelligence and tennis prowess?" She took a sip of her martini, held it up as if to toast, and said, "Yes I am!"

My prediction was wrong; there was no heart over the "i' in Kournikova. In fact, the signature looked as if it had been penned under great duress whilst Anna scuttled through the airport wearing white platforms with Enrique Iglesias trailing behind holding onto the back pockets of her "man-these-really-really-really-hurt" jeans.

I dunno. Just a guess.

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