Thursday, February 19, 2009

Spam Folder Sex Poem

My Spam folder held six messages this morning. When I took a peek prior to emptying it, the subject lines revealed the following poem:

Have sex longer
better sex
please her like never before
be amazing in bed
be a god in bed
please her like never before

I thought the repeating middle and end lines of "please her like never before" were especially effective, as were the "be a..." that begin lines 4 and 5. I was going to wait a little longer to see if any more messages appeared, but it looks like this will be it for the day. Has this phenomenon ever occurred in YOUR mailbox? If so, you are required to share. Go! Go check your Spam!


Markesha said...

Oh, I spam and I receive several "sex" poems daily. My secret cyber admirer insist that our next encounter will bring me great...

i will share the next "sex" poem I receive.
Great Blog!

diana.grace said...

Hi Veronica! I don't know if you remember me (from Beauty & Power/Bebotness), but I just wanted you to know ever since I read this post I've been scouring my spambox for a suitable poem. And today I found one!

ancient advice for the bed
the new day is here
need some help in bed?

and just for fun, here's a smaller one. Maybe because it's Friday- the spam is prolific?

Never be ashamed of your rod

ver said...

Hi Diana! Of course I remember you in all your beauty and bebot-sity! I curse that frickin' song.

"Never be ashamed of your rod"? HAHAHAHAHA! I think I will try to see if I can find any haikus. I love the your 4-liner; the "Seekers" totally makes it...

Tracey said...

I've been waiting all day to comment--mine is almost haiku...

Waken your hamster
She will never leave you
More orgasmms

(I've left the misspelling as it appeared in the subject.)

Good game!

ver said...

Uh-oh. I think my hamster is awakening even as I type.

This, frankly, is hilarious. How awesome would it have been if the spelling were "orgasmmmmmmms?"

Tracey said...

This really is hilarious, and makes me feel better that I'm not being the only one targeted for my small rod size.

kmargrett said...

funnn! i wanted to join in the fun, but i automatically deleted my spam folder without checking for any witty sex poems =( next time. =P

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