I am in the kitchen.
Lea is in the dining room.
I'm pretending to do my own thing.
She is singing "Row, Row Your Boat" to the tune of "Let There Be Peace on Earth." And sometimes she does a mash-up. For example, just now: "I just forgot my brothers/Oh what a terrible thing/I must row, row, to my brothers/In perfect harmony...."
She's singing her own back-up vocals.
There's a lot of vibrato.
And it's really, really loud.
Revelation: THIS, believe it or not, is one of the very best things about being a parent.